Jeff's Baseball Card Collection Blog

Topps 1993 – David Nied

Let me tell you a thing or two about posing for a baseball card my friends. First off it is impartive that you wear your cleanest jeresy as you do not want too look like a total slob. Be sure you find a dark room in which to be photographed. You want to stand out in your glamour shot. Nothing is more important in the world than being the center of attention at all times.

Keep in mind your facial expression. It can go along way to make you look like a intimidating player as well as making the ladies all hot and bothered. Take my face for instance, it appears as if I’m looking down upon my fans like some annoying 10 year olds, which coincidentally was the vast majority of the people who bought these cards.

 

A last bit of advice before I must leave, I’m a very busy man I must have you know. Be sure you are cupping balls while the photographer is taking your picture. It instills fear in your (male) opponents.